TIMOTHY LOOSES HIS PANTS
OR
THE DAY MELVIN ZWICK STOLE THE BRITCHES
by
WHO ELSE BUT THE GREAT MELVIN ZWICK
I, MELVIN ZWICK, made a surprise visit to the Bowes ranch early one morning. As usual all the animals were in the pasture and all the Bowes were sound asleep.
They were tired after spending the whole day at the.
Muttin Buster Timothy rode a sheep for about a second. That is no world record but it must have been fun for the great sheep rider Timothy.
However this morning I, MELVIN ZWICK, was worried about Gabriel the goat. He looked like he was a little cold. All the Gritter Getters were still in bed. There was no one to help warm up Gabriel. What was I, MELVIN ZWICK to do.
Then Timothy showed up out of no where wearing his pajamas, helmet and rubber boots. I. MELVIN ZWICK, was fascinated by timothy as he rode the farm tractor going varoom, varoom, varoom.
Now I, MELVIN ZWICK, can understand why the rubber boots are necessary, There is lots of wet grass and used hay and grain scattered all over the yard. Rubber boots are a very important for anyone walking in the yard.
But why the helmet?
So I, MELVIN ZWICK, scratched my head when a light bulb pooped up and lit up the cool morning air. A brilliant MELVIN ZWICK, idea. I, MELVIN ZWICK the great animal protector would steal Timothy’s pajama bottoms and put them on Gabriel.
Angel, the llama was giving me, MELVIN ZWICK, a very suspicious look as I, MELVIN ZWICK, put Timothy‘s pajama bottoms on Gabriel back side.
I, MELVIN ZWICK, remember the pasting Angle gave me when I, MELVIN ZWICK, took Grandpa’s pots outside to get a better look at them.
I, MELVIN ZWICK, had one eye on Angel and one on Gabriel.
Here is Angel and Gabriel with his pants on.
Timothy, being a typical boy, thought it was a funny thing that I, MELVIN ZWICK, stole his pajama bottoms and put them on Gabriel’s bottom side. He was laughing as he looked at his pajamas bottoms on Gabriel.
Unfortunately Timothy’s bottom got cold when he sat down on the farm tractor seat. So Timothy went to the front door to go inside and get a second set of pajama bottoms. Chocolate loving Momma just happen to be by the front door with her camera when Timothy showed up at the door.
So what do we have? Another one of Chocolate Loving Momma’s great photos.
As you can see in the photo, Timothy is still laughing.
Wait a minute. I, MELVIN ZWICK, just figured why the helmet.
Timothy was on the tractor going varoom varoom varoom. Everyone knows that one must wear a helmet if you race around on a farm tractor.
THE END FOR NOW
