GREMLIN PHOTO
By
MELVIN ZWICK

I, MELVIN ZWICK, was reviewing some of the photos I took during grandpa’s and my battle with the computer gremlins on Zwickland. It should be remembered that my, MELVIN ZWICK’S camera has a special lens that allows the camera to see things that normal cameras can not see. This is a photo of one gremlin taken before he vanished into the world of free electrons.

You can see the poor critter is so ugly only a mother could love it. This gremlin was so nervous he was chewing on his back leg.

Melvin Zwick you took this photo off the internet. This is a photo of the dog that won the ugliest dog in the world contest many years in a row until he died recently. You are partly correct about one thing. Only a mother could love it.

However there was one more person who loved it.
The owner loved it so much they modified this picture which shows what they thought of him. They gave the ugliest dog in the world a halo and wings.