MELVIN ZWICK PLANTS A FLOWER II

MELVIN ZWICK PLANTS A FLOWER
BY
MELVIN ZWICK THE STORY TELLER

CHAPTER II

I, MELVIN ZWICK, decided to plant another flower. This time I will be very careful not to be caught by the Underground Human Grabber monster.



This time I, MELVIN ZWICK THE GREAT HUNTER, is prepared for the Underground Human Grabber monster. The 409 cleaner kills ants so I, MELVIN ZWICK, think it might kill the monster just like it kills ants. Ants and the Underground Human Grabber monster are alike because they both live underground.





As I, MELVIN ZWICK, did when I planted the last plant I grab loose soil from the hole and place it on the pallet. The Underground Human Grabber monster grabbed me while I was doing this the last time I dug the hole. I am very careful to prevent being captured this time.



Look what I, MELVIN ZWICK, found while digging the hole. Pieces of old Indian pottery. Pieces like this are called pottery shards. There must have been a Melvin in the old times.



Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! The Underground Human Grabber monster almost got me but I was too fast this time. I pulled out my hand from the hole and sprayed the Underground Human Grabber monster with the 409. It retreated into the hole.



The 409 must not have worked as Underground Human Grabber monster popped its head up again, but a knock from the baseball bat sent it back into the hole. I, MELVIN ZWICK, finished digging the hole without any more problems.

I, MELVIN ZWICK, noticed my stomach was telling me that it was lunch time. The critters in the hole seemed to be settled in so I, MELVIN ZWICK, got up and went inside and fixed my lunch.




When I came back out I, MELVIN ZWICK, holding my big drink mug was amazed with what I saw at the hole.



If you look closely at the above picture you will see three Underground Human Grabber monsters. They are just waiting to grab me, MELVIN ZWICK.




I, MELVIN ZWICK, grabbed the baseball bat and started whacking the Underground Human Grabber monsters.



I, MELVIN ZWICK, whacked this guy like a golf ball. He immediately hustled back into the hole I just dug.



Kyle, Grandpa’s home run slugging Grandson, would be proud of me, MELVIN ZWICK, as I slammed this Underground Human Grabber monster for a home run.



Little Indy, Kyle’s month old small little guy who judges at the fair placed in last place because he had a small carcass, sure did a great job of retrieving the Underground Human Grabber monster I, MELVIN ZWICK the home run slugger, hit into left field. Who needs a retrieving dog around when you have a retrieving Indy?
By the way, having a small carcass means the sheep is too small to eat. Seems to me, MELVIN ZWICK, that if I was a edible farm animal I would try keep myself too small to eat but big enough to look like I might be big enough in the future.




I showed Grandpa how I, MELVIN ZWICK, planted his plant.



Here is what the plant looked like as I, MELVIN ZWICK, gave it a MELVIN ZWICK, spell.

THE END