Reply to the Bowes Crew

To the Desk of the Bowes Airport designers , builders and protectors:
Subject: Zwickland airport
Date: 4-14-08
Dear Bowes Construction Company,
I, MELVIN ZWICK, Governor of the Grand Imperial Independent Country of Zwickland am pleased to read you responses to the project of building the Zwickland Airport.



Miss Valerie Bowes your Guard service will be well paid for in Zwickland Dollars. I am sure you and Anna, the fine dog known for herding, will be able to herd all the bad guys away from the airport leading to Zwickland.



Miss Caroline Bowes, the location of the airport unfortunately is the best spot on Zwickland. It will be published to all airlines that the runway is short and overshoots will not be allowed.
I am currently printing a bundle of 10 million Zwickland dollars the pay for you and your crew efforts.
However to gain access to the funds you and your crew will have to meet my in my home on the top of the mountain.



Mr. Kyle your input is extremely well put. You have noticed the our hotel manager is…..well a little….. ah emotional.
I will by your catcher on the Zwickland Baseball team. I, MELVIN ZWICK, The Governor of Zwickland will schedule games throughout the world. But first we have to have the airport terminal built and train a crew to fly into and out of the Zwickland Airport.



Miss Victoria you are correct Zwickland needs more tourism. I will pay you a bundle of Zwickland dollars to develop a tourism plan design to rope…I mean invite more tourist to our beautiful Zwickland.



Miss Lydia did I, MELVIN ZWICK, forget to mention that most of Zwickland mountains are active volcanoes? Just a minor oversight. The one advantage we have with our volcanoes is that they are on opposite sides of Zwickland. They alternate in sending lava into the sea. We have plenty of time to move to the opposite side of the island away from the one sending out lava.



And finally Miss Chocolate Loving Momma the center of the island is filled with chocolate producing trees. Unfortunate we will have to contend with the relatives of Mr. Fuzzy White, the Hotel manager.
Sincerely
MELVIN ZWICK